don't touch my heine(ken)!

Dear Brianna,

This post is going to take me forever to write because I am drunk and I need to press the delete key a lot. That being said, I would like to write a noble and moving post.

Drinking underage is illegal.

Love,
Katie

P.S. pay no attention to the time of these posts because my fucking mac doesn't let me change the time. I was not drinking alone at 8:30 in the evening. It's really 11:38, and I was at a party four doors down, people. So don't judge me. Or judge me. I don't give a shit.

P.P.S
I BOUGHT RENT TODAYYYYY! THREE DISCS!