My Friend

Dear Katie,
I have a friend who might or might not be an RA. Because she might or might not be an RA she can't go to Harold Night. Because she can't go to Harold Night, my friend might nor might not be really peeved. She has a right to be really peeved because she might or might not have an RA meeting every Tuesday. Because she might or might not have an RA meeting every Tuesday, my friend can never go to Harold Night. Because she can never go to Harold Night she feels tied down by the job that she might or might not have.
Love,
Brianna

PS- Don't tell my friend that I told you this.