Dear Katie,
I am going to write my entries in green so people can tell us apart. And no, I do NOT want to sleep with you. At all. Ever. But what I want to do is introduce you to our millions and billions of readers. Is it still considered third person if you are writing about someone else using their name? Does it even matter? Here goes nothing...
Katie Cheek is a studying writing in her sophomore year at Pratt Institute. (It is an institute, not a university.) She was raised in Baltimore, but was ready to get out of there as quickly as possible. She endured some things that only she can tell you about, and then made her big move to Brooklyn. A lover of all things fun, Katie spends her days watching, practicing, and writing comedy, eating cereal, drinking vodka, giving campus tours, dancing to the Backstreet Boys, watching reruns of Sweet Sixteen, and juggling all that life throws at her.
That is you in a nutshell. A very vague, non-particular nutshell. It is a mystery nut covered in sugar and brown shit that they sell at the Nuts 4 Nuts carts. So it's your turn. Introduce me biotch.
Love,
Brianna